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terça-feira, 29 de março de 2011

Woody Allen e as leis do Universo

por Leandro Oliveira

Lembrança mais que apropriada da amiga Jussara Almeida:


Mother: He’s been depressed. All of a sudden he can’t do anything.

Dr. Flicker: Why are you depressed, Alvin?

Mother: (to Alvin) Tell Dr. Flicker... (to Dr. Flicker) It’s something he read...

Dr. Flicker: (to Alvin) Something you read, hun?

Alvin: The universe is expanding...

Dr. Flicker: (to Alvin) The universe is expanding?

Alvin: Well, the universe is everything and, if it’s expanding, someday it will break apart and that will be the end of everything.

Mother: (to Alvin) What is that your business?... (to Dr. Flicker) He stopped doing his homework!

Alvin: What’s the point?

Mother: (to Alvin) What has the universe got to do with it? You’re here in Brooklin. Brooklin is not expanding!

Dr. Flicker: (to Alvin) It won’t be expanding for billions of years, Alvin... and we gotta try to enjoy ourselves while we’re here, hun? Hun? Ahahahahahaha

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